Everything, everywhere, all at once.

This is a page I use for random questions I pretend one could be asking, then answer them in a passive agressive way.

If you are ever curious about the title of pages, it is my all time favorite movie, here is one of my favorite scene from it:

What’s the reference behind the website name?

  • Nothing really, Malfunction is a cool word so I made my name a part of it

Is Mel your real name?

  • No

Why don’t you use your real name?

  • Mel sounds cooler, also it makes it slightly more anonymous

But you have your real name and a picture of you in one of the projects…

  • I know

Did you draw the front page?

  • Yes